bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

jesdaniels:

♡

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

jesdaniels:

♡

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°